The Shirley MacLaines take on Tony Tony’s retarded questions. Check out their 7” on Bachelor and buy it here!
How long has the band been together?
We will have our 7 year anniversary this year – happy Shirley time!
What was your first recording?
If you have the first 7” out on HEADS UP Records – that’s it, Recorded with ONE 17 Euro microphone placed two rooms away from our rehearsal room – and it was done! Our second record just came out – so readers buy it!
What would be your dream gig venue?
Madison Square Garden.
What is the largest crowd that you have performed for?
137 fun people!
What is your full name?
Julia Maria Neuner
How old are you?
Still 16.
What is your birth date?
Way too intimate question.
Where were you born?
In a hospital in a village called Rum.
Where did you attend school?
Telfs, Tirol, Austria.
When did you begin playing music?
We plan on taking lessons this fall.
How tall are you?
I am a little giant.
What color are your eyes?
They match perfectly with your bedsheets.
What color is your hair?
I have a brown and a blonde wig.
Are you a mod or a rocker?
I am a girl.
What is your desert island food?
Fish and fruits. I might be able to farm some goats or sheep after reading all these adventure novels though.
What is your favorite adult beverage?
Free beer.
Who is your celebrity crush?
I’m in love with Zooey Deschanel because she wears all those dresses and skirts I wanna have!
If you could jam with any artist, living or dead, who would it be?
Sorry, girls don’t jam.
Are you in a serious relationship?
Everything is serious in my life.
What is your favorite tv show?
I’m kind of big into television shows! That’s pretty much what I do. I like 30 ROCK a lot, I like PARKS AND RECREATION, I like NEW GIRL. I watch SHAMELESS, MODERN FAMILY, CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM, COMMUNITY, RAISING HOPE,… Seriously, do I have that much time?
What city have you played in that is the most fun?
INNSBRUCK – our hometown!
Who is your biggest fan?
My mom! She bought 10 singles at once.
If you were not a musician, what would you be?
Schoolteacher
Name one talent that you have that nobody knows.
Nice try – still won’t tell!
What is your most favorite concert that you attended?
Prickly Pea Bowls – Sardinia 2009! SSSS – Sun, Shows, Sea and Salmon!
If Justin Beiber were in a burning building would you try to save
him?
And die with all the other girls?
If you were stranded on a desert island, what two things would you
have to have?
1. fishing gear
2. toilet paper
What is the most embarrassing moment that you have had on stage?
We made several inside jokes about Sido, a german rapper, on stage – which turned out not to be funny at all.
